cinematv:

BARBIE (2023)
dir.  Greta Gerwig

spacefinch:

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

unregistered-hypercam2:

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

marlynnofmany:

acheemient:

somethinglikerandomness:

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!

Happy October 1st, everyone!

pjharvey:

pjharvey:

pjharvey:

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

legitimately this will never get old to me i laugh every time i see it and i think about it several times a week

no it’s real

bibiana112:

sasukeologist:

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn’t put unfunny things on my dash or that I’ve made good decisions on who to follow

cannibalcanid:

cannibalcanid:

cannibalcanid:

Brian David Gilbert has a face that looks like it’d translate well into an adventure time character

like this

HEY PAST HERA GUESS FUCKING WHAT

energyprison:

TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants… slower… mmm yeah like that… now get those balls jiggling…

loth-catgirl:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

basedbasedbasedbasedbased